Hi. I'm Devyn. I blog about my fandoms, which are very extensive. Also lots of things that I find funny or cool show up here too. So while you're here try not to get whiplash.
completely took over an industry that was already restricted by nepotism and wealth and privilege and made it even harder for any new or creative or diverse ideas to be made and convinced millions of people that having lots of cgi is good cinema so now everything is so polished and shiny and ugly and soulless but still has this unearned cult of worship surrounding it so NOBODY can dare point out the military propaganda or bare minimum diversity or frankly bland filmmaking because if you do you’re just a loser and it doesn’t matter if you’re a movie lover who just wants new and different content or martin scorcese because marvel has completely taken over cinema and criticism is not allowed because how DARE people not give a shit about iron man or loki and there’s no need for decent characterisation or complex themes because it’s easier to just make villains that are like “capitalism is bad…and also MURDERING CHILDREN IS OKAY!!!” so you can put out your sloppy storylines and make people think it’s the morally righteous thing to do to pay money to watch every single one of your sequels and spin offs and reboots and whenever people start to complain about how the film and tv industry is becoming a husk of repetition you just shove benedict cumberbatch in the next spiderman movie or whatever because how can people be mad that we’re making sure we’re slowing sucking life out of the moving image when we’re doing such fun crossovers? and of course all these crossovers are SO important so you have to watch all fifty movies and twenty shows and thirty spinoffs to understand anything else in our universe and you’re damn sure we’re going to be releasing the next thing as soon as the other is out of theatres or is out of episodes because we CANNOT have people straying and finding media that isn’t owned by us at least not until our parent company has bought out that media as well because absolutely everything has to be disney and WE’RE the powerhouse right now and you are never going to escape it and if you want your work to get any kind of support or funding then you better hope you’re lucky, know someone rich or with connections, or it features captain america because otherwise you can get fucked but don’t worry sometimes we have movies abpout women too so we’re actually a #girlboss cinematic universe and if you don’t like the stuff we make then you HATE WOMEN and you HATE CINEMA and you HATE PEOPLE BEING HAPPY and originality and creativity is a myth and you’re either with us or against us but if you’re not with us prepare to find us following you all the fucking time anyway because you are NOT allowed to have interests outside of the MCU we are everywhere and either you will watch spiderloki 58: captain marvel: the revenge of environmentalists or we will fucking kill you ourselves
if a fictional character gets stabbed, they have only 2 valid options:
1. slowly raise their hand to the wound and/or pull the weapon impaling them out while everyone stares in horror before collapsing to the ground from shock and/or blood loss and being caught just in time by their friend/sibling/love interest
2. hide the wound beneath a dark item of clothing in preparation for the dramatic reveal later where another character touches them and their hand comes away bloody or they overexert themselves and they stumble and wince but still try to insist they’re fine, even though they’re clearly in pain and struggling to stay on their feet, and as the other character peels back their jacket it becomes clear that they’re badly hurt and have been for a while (bonus points if they’re wearing a white shirt underneath)
